Tuesday, June 28, 2011

Top Ten Things You See Along the Interstate

Everytime I drive the interstate, I think about this list. This list has been running through my head for the last couple of years so I wanted to share.
This is the Top Ten of what I see in the summer!

    Number ONE
    Tire Tread...EVERY WHERE!
    Only when we got closer to Fort Myers Beach on I-75, I noticed the sides of their interstates are a lot cleaner than the other states I traveled through.
     Number TWO
    Those ugly orange life vests. PEOPLE THEY BLOW OUT OF YOUR TRUCK/BOAT!! You need to put them under the seats or tie them down!
    Number THREE
    ...or tie with number two. SAME THING...Swim noodles fly out!
    Number FOUR
    I think on most interstates, highways, or just plain downtown streets...these are a constant pain in the putooty.
      Number FIVE...this is another close call...because where ever you see the big barrels...these are sure to be there too. Only I find these laying randomly along the road...I wonder how much each state pays to replace the ones they leave behind.
    Number SIX
    Let me tell you...I don't like to see these things after the one I encountered a about two weeks ago. I just picked up my van and the grand total was $3967.83. That was one expensive deer and we didn't even get to eat it!
    Number SEVEN!
    Have you ever wondered why there are so many 5 gallon buckets along the road?
    Number EIGHT
    Cardboard boxes...every shape and size. I have no idea why people drive around with cardboard boxes in the back of their trucks...don't they know they will blow out?
    Number NINE!
    S'rsly people...stop throwing your trash out! This really should be number one... or two because people are really bad at throwing their trash out their windows!
     

NUMBER TEN!
These guys were about every mile in Georgia. Traffic was running at 80mph, so this one had to be really speeding to get pulled over!
 
This is my list!
What's yours?

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